I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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