how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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