Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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