are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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