just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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