She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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