Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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