I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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