I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm passing your future prison.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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