You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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