I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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