Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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