the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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