The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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