Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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