I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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