What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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