Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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