Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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