I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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