I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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