sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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