you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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