Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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