i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I have tasted many bathrooms
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