She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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