Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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