i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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