Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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