two words: eviction party
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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