I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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He passed out mid-signature
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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