I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I see more hoeing in ur future
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