I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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