We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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