yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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