have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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