Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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