Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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