It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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