I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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