She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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