At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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