Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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