I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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