I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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