after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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