just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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