What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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