i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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