Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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